Tishana's Tidebinder [The Lost Caverns of Ixalan]

Tishana's Tidebinder [The Lost Caverns of Ixalan]Set: The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Type: Creature Merfolk Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U} Flash When Tishana's Tidebinder enters the battlefield, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as Tishana's Tidebinder remains on the battlefield. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)

and those that are touched by it are forever altered

(When you cast your first spell

Set: Heroes of the Realm 2019 Type: Legendary Snow Creature — Elk Rarity: Mythic Cost: {2}{G}{G} As an additional cost to cast this spell

Any number of target creatures can't block this turn

"This new chaos confounds us

Set: Apocalypse Type: Creature — Giant Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{R}{R} Kicker {W}{W} (You may pay an additional {W}{W} as you cast this spell

Set: Alliances Type: Creature — Elf Spirit Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{G} Exile Elvish Spirit Guide from your hand: Add {G}

Sacrifice Gaea's Touch: Add {G}{G}

000 Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {B} Enchant creature an opponent controls

Set: World Championship Decks 2002 Type: Creature — Frog Beast Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G}{W} Discard two cards: Exile Anurid Brushhopper

Sacrifice an artifact: Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn

but there is definitely "meat